一個中國人要跟猶太人買38尺寸的黑色胸罩。
猶太人以擅於經商聞名，說黑色胸罩很少很難找所以一個要美金50元。
中國人買了25件。
幾天後中國人回來找猶太人這次訂50件。
猶太人說這更難一件要60美金。
一個月後，中國人又回來買50件這次一件要75美金。
猶太人疑惑為何有這麼大黑色胸罩的需求，就問中國人你是怎麼處理這些黑色胸罩？
中國人回答說：「我把它剪成一半，作成猶太人帶的小帽子，再以一個200美金賣給猶太人。」
猶太人和中國人做生意 笑話原文
A Chinese goes to a Jew to buy black bras size 38.
The Jew, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are
rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his
suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.! 00 for them.
The Chinese buys 25 pairs.
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty.
The Jew tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him
$60.00 each.
The Chinese returns a month later and buys the Jew』s remaining stock of
50, and this time for $75.00 each.
The Jew is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black bras and asks
the Chinese, please tell me:
What do you do with all these black bras?
The Chinese answers: 『I cut them in half and sell the halves as skull caps
to the Jews for $200.00 each.
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